LYRICS

PERFORMANCE EVALUATION SHUFFLE:


Jade
To spruce up the place
Where the pants fell down, round my green naive faith
And the whole office saw my pale

Faith, righteous faith
That we'd forget the roles and rituals of our age old performance over night
That the blonde tips and the gossipy bitch and the clueless board and power whore
Would drop their pants and swim nude in the moonlight

Animal
Growl like an animal
Full of sex and snot
Livin' off the land in a parking lot

Makes me wanna chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
Feel the clenching of the teet
Feels so good, if I'm goin pantsless I might as well
Leave a deuce on your keyboard, and wipe up with this self evaluation form
C'mon lets perform for the funders
The modern zoo patron prefers the natural habitat to the cage c'mon lets
Spruce it up Spruce it up Spruce it up Spruce it up Spruce it up Spruce it up with

Jade
In florescent light
Its like one of those dreams where your teeth aren't right

That's when snow woman from Guerrero told me...

Que no sufres sobre cosas pequenas
Que no sufres sobre cosas pequenas
Que no sufres sobre cosas pequenas
Que no sufres sobre cosas pequenas
Que no sufres sobre cosas pequenas
Que no sufres sobre cosas pequenas




AFRICA JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN:


CHORUS

Sick of your crucificool
Cootchy-coo, look at you, cootchy-coo,
look at you, and you're a
Heck of a champion too
Hands to god, 'rena rock,
hold the poor, in your heart, flash'em the
Shades and the leather perfume
Smell of God, martyr fool,
win their hearts, king of tools, king of the
Philantharopicacool
'Mericans, Africans,
holding hands, buying pants



I'm on top of the new new thing
Gonna get the new line of bling, and I'll
Shine shine shine shine like a white god
natives gonna worship me
I woulda done it anyhow, so I'll
Buy it up buy it all right now, because
Africa just wants to have some fun

BRIDGE

In the land where nothing grows, nobody even knows
Nobody knows that it's a Chrissamuss, What do they do without the Chrissamuss, ooh
Lets go on a safari, show these jungle cats how to party
This desert is so beautiful, hey lets make a music video, yeah
Me and the natives will be singin' holdin' hands we gonna stop all the violence in this land
I'm gonna set this world straight, I'm suckin' dick at the G-8, but
I'm not the only one lickin' choads at this safari party
Clear channel men fellatiate me, censor me and proliferate me

CHORUS


Where'd ya get that jacket, Bo-no?
Where'd ya get those shades, Robo-Cop?
You and your little booby Bobby,
Sellin' the new Spanish gold

BRIDGE

Everyone out on the floor
Its supergroup pop for the poor
Savin' our souls at the store
Savin' us all from the horror
Let your martryrs arms
Bear the winds
Of the wind machine, wind machine

CHORUS



Gonna get a little drunka tonight, gonna get a little drunka tonight, gonna get a little
Gonna get fucked up tonight, gonna get fucked up tonight ee-aigh-ee-aight,
Me and the kids are pickin' fun at you, we're pickin' fun pickin' fun pickin' fun at you
Cuz when you're actin' like Christ on the cross, you look ridiculous OOHH
I admit it I don't know what to do, I don't know I don't know what to do
But I know what not to do, and I know the smell of your leather perfume, it smells like
Death to me, smells like piss on a fire, smells like toxic fumes at a maquiladora
Where'd ya get that shirt asshole
Whncha make Whncha make up your mind
Are you bored Are you bored or inspired? Well either way
You just came to shoot your load off the stage
A pacifier for a nation of beige
After your concert and at the G-8
You came to party yeah you came to get laid




FAIRY TALE:


HOOOOO OOOO OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO

CHORUS

Fairy, if you can, sprinkle on this man, sunflower dust......ooooh, he's...
Caught under a spell, caught in silly cell, funny dummy.
Fingers through the jail bars tickle tickle
His home was a magic prarie, teeming with a symphony of bugs...and
Cougars, penguins, froggies, cheetas, all was
Covered by a lazy fog & stolen via COUP DET TET, there's only one faint hope
Sprinkle your love

It's a fairy tale of a priviledge man
Who when he saw it was a war-torn land
The sweet guilt hormone flooded out of his glands
Drowning in dogma - And the Non-Profit Scam!

Flick of a wand, federal
wizards - burned his - apple - wings to -
carmel - crisps and - melted - dreams -
their sugar cross and his sweet sweet guilt whispered "tend to the poor"
that they may fight

Wars to win hearts minds and oil
The nation's blackest cauldrons boil
A spell a smokescreen bandaid scam
Perpetuates this filthy land

He felt it pump his heart
He felt it drive his car
It knew how he'd been built
Black Gold White Guilt Black Gold White Guilt Black Gold White Guilt Black Gold White Guilt Black Gold White

It consumed him in isolation.
A suffocating contrast - self loathing and self worship
Until a bare leg through his cell window
tickled right it out of his young skull

Fairy, if you can, sprinkle on this man, sunflower dust......ooooh, he's...
Caught under a spell, caught in silly cell, funny dummy.

When she emerged from her dandelion hut the fog cleared a small space in the backyard
Wrestling match in the carrot patch. Screamed no tickling no tickling. They rolled over a glowing light
two quaint portals - 1 pink and 1 green - she covered him in pollen and cream
allergy ecstasy - sleeping veins needles pins - sneezing fit laughing fit - waking from a dream.
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CHORUS




ASTRONOMER'S BALLAD:


CHORUS

Mi vida, solo es un tiempo - Tal vez, un lugar tambien
Han dicho que vieron el borde del universio - Tu eres, lo que no ven



El primer dia - que conocimos - hubo una fuerza - que no entendi
Con anos sabrias - fue las galaxias - empezando, a colapsar - a su fin

CHORUS

Mi vida, solo es un tiempo - Tal vez, un lugar tambien
Han dicho que vieron el borde del universio - Tu eres, lo que no ven



La fe mas bella - para mi es la ciencia - polvo de estrellas - esta dentro de mi
Astronomia - y anatomia - mis celulas - enamoradas - de ti

CHORUS

Mi vida, solo es un tiempo - Tal vez, un lugar tambien
Han dicho que vieron el borde del universio - Tu eres, lo que no ven




LA LLUVIA:


La lluvia lava toda la maldad, y cura todas las heridas del corazon.




FROZEN IN ESCAPE:


Frozen in escape,
romanticize my stay
in Uruguay, where I had my first lay.
With time all that confusion
turned into memories
of fun and love.
Its better there. ?Its better there. ?Its better there. ?Its better there.
Better there. ?Better there. ?Better there.

Frozen in escape,
and looking for the place
where sea and sky
and parallel lines
meet in space.
Ooooooo.
I wished it for a lifetime
and when it did arrive
I left it waiting.
It's better there. ?It's better there. ?It's better there. ?It's better there.
design: Rosalind Carnes
coding: Peter Snyder